Fake Orgasm Contest

Well, its that time of the year folks, 4 Corners Multiple Motorcycle Rallies, Time to put on the Leather Jacket and fill up the gas tank, an go be a part of the biggest party in the 4 corners yearly.

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Now myself i am lewking forward to taking lotsa pics and hanging out with some freinds, and well, jest having a good time as possible, am really lewking forward to the Sunday Poker Run and ride ūüôā >an the possibility of winning the key to the harley of the year, ot the 5 thousand dollar prize for the days ride.. ya never know, if nutin’ i’ll get my T shirt fer the year……..her da shedule below….in case anyone in my arena or area here reads this…..Q

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Every Day
Time     Location     Event
All Day     Four Corners Area     Enjoy the Four Corners area as you discover the beautiful scenery with daily rides throughout the week. Of course, you can take in all or any part of the San Juan Skyway.

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THURSDAY, AUGUST 29
Noon     Ignacio     Gate opens at Fairgrounds/Rally Central; Beer Tent opens with music for your enjoyment
2:30pm     Ignacio     Guitar Shred Contest win a BC Warlock Guitar. Finals during Metal Night band breaks.
12pm-2pm     Ignacio     Come in before 2pm and show an Ignacio residence ID and get a Free Day Pass
3:10pm ¬†¬† ¬†Ignacio ¬†¬† ¬†Metal Night: PSYALITY ‚Äď live in the Fairgrounds/Rally Central Pavilion
4:30pm ¬†¬† ¬†Ignacio ¬†¬† ¬†Metal Night: Burn the Gallows ‚Äď live in the Fairgrounds/Rally Central Pavilion
5:50pm ¬†¬† ¬†Ignacio ¬†¬† ¬†Metal Night: Skull Theory ‚Äď live in the Fairgrounds/Rally Central Pavilion
7pm ¬†¬† ¬†Cortez ¬†¬† ¬†Indian Dances ‚Äď Cortez Cultural Center, 25 N. Market St ‚Äď Free
7pm     Ignacio     Under-18 sweep of the at the Fairgrounds/Rally Central
7:10pm ¬†¬† ¬†Ignacio ¬†¬† ¬†Metal Night: A Fall to Break ‚Äď live in the Fairgrounds/Rally Central Pavilion
8PM     Ignacio     Pinup Girl Contest Win a $100 Bar Tab
8:30pm ¬†¬† ¬†Ignacio ¬†¬† ¬†Metal Night: Until Chaos ‚Äď live in the Fairgrounds/Rally Central Pavilion
9:30pm     Ignacio     Drawing for a key to win a 2013 Harley-Davidson Super Glide Custom at the Fairgrounds/Rally Central
10:50pm ¬†¬† ¬†Ignacio ¬†¬† ¬†Metal Night: Signal 99 ‚Äď live in the Fairgrounds/Rally Central Pavilion
11:45pm     Ignacio     Guitar Shred Contest: BC Warlock Guitar awarded to winner
11:50pm ¬†¬† ¬†Ignacio ¬†¬† ¬†Metal Night: Morbid Justice ‚Äď live in the Fairgrounds/Rally Central Pavilion
12:00am     Ignacio     Fairgrounds/Rally Central Beer Tent closes; gates secured

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FRIDAY, AUGUST 30
Time     Location     Event
9am     Ignacio     Gates Open at Fairgrounds/Rally Central
9am     Ignacio     San Juan Skyway Poker Run. Approx. 250 miles. Register at the Fairgrounds/Rally Central Information Booth; depart from the Sky Ute Casino Resort parking lot. From Ignacio, follow the beautiful San Juan Skyway to Telluride, Silverton, Ouray and around. Last bike out at 11a; last bike in the Information Booth at 6:30p. Prizes for best and worst hands.
10am     Ignacio     Fairgrounds/Rally Central Beer Tent opens with music for your enjoyment
1pm     Ignacio     Classic Car Show. Come before 1:00pm in a Pre-1969 car and receive one FREE ENTRY to Fairgrounds/Rally Central!
1pm     Ignacio     Zebra’s Field Events Contest Preliminaries. FCMR trophy plaque for preliminary winners.
12pm-1:30pm     Ignacio     Live Music with Wild Country at at the Fairgrounds/Rally Central Pavilion
2pm ¬†¬† ¬†Ignacio ¬†¬† ¬†Horseshoe Tournament at the Fairgrounds/Rally Central Events Area. Goes all day‚ÄĒwin prizes & FCMR trophy plaque!
2pm-3:30pm     Ignacio     Live Music with One Eyed Johnson at at the Fairgrounds/Rally Central Pavilion
3:30pm-5pm     Ignacio     Mechanical Bull Riding warm up for Biker Bull Riding Contest  Win a $25 Bar Tab Plus (2) Free Passes for the 2014 Rally, and FCMR trophy plaque. At the Fairgrounds/Rally Central arena.
5pm-10pm ¬†¬† ¬†Ignacio ¬†¬† ¬†Gaming Floor Drawings ‚Äď Hot Seat Drawing at the Sky Ute Casino
5pm-9pm     Durango     El Rancho Street Party (10th St & Main downtown Durango) including Coors Beer Garden, Food and Sponsor Booths, Durango Train & Motorcycle Souvenir Photos and Kirk James Blues Band
6pm     Ignacio     Tattoo Contest Preliminaries  at the Fairgrounds/Rally Central Pavilion
6:30pm-7:45pm     Ignacio     Fridays On The Floor. $15.95 Prime Rib Buffet Dinner at the Sky Ute Casino. Includes live music in the price. See 8:00 pm.
7pm ¬†¬† ¬†Cortez ¬†¬† ¬†Indian Dances ‚Äď Cortez Cultural Center, 25 N. Market St ‚Äď Free
6:45pm     Ignacio     Under-18 sweep of the at the Fairgrounds/Rally Central
7pm     Ignacio     Mens Hot Buns Contest  Win a $25 Bar Tab Plus (2) Free Passes for the 2014 Rally and FCMR trophy plaque.
7:30pm     Ignacio     Lube Wrestling Contest  Win a $50 Bar Tab Plus (2) Free Passes for the 2014 Rally
8pm-11:45pm     Ignacio     Fridays On The Floor. $5.00 Live Music With High Rollers and Diamondback TX at the Sky Ute Casino. Free with dinner buffet at 6:30 pm.
8pm-10pm     Ignacio     Classic Rock/Blues with Psychedelic Mojo Рlive in the Fairgrounds/Rally Central Pavilion
9pm-1am     Ignacio     Live Music with Rockslide in the 49 Lounge at the Sky Ute Casino
9:30pm     Ignacio     Drawing for a key to win a 2013 Harley-Davidson Super Glide Custom
10pm     Ignacio     Thong Hulu-Hoop Contest Win a $100 Bar Tab Plus (2) Free Passes for the 2014 Rally
10:45pm-1:45pm     Ignacio     Rock with SHI Рlive in the Fairgrounds/Rally Central Pavilion
11pm ¬†¬† ¬†Ignacio ¬†¬† ¬†Gaming Floor Drawings ‚Äď Progressive Drawing at the Sky Ute Casino
2am     Ignacio     Fairgrounds/Rally Central Beer Tent closes; gates secured

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SATURDAY, AUGUST 31
Time     Location      Event
9am     Ignacio     Gates Open at Fairgrounds/Rally Central
9am-5pm     Durango     Harley-Davidson Demo Fleet 2014 models at Durango Harley-Davidson
10am-6pm ¬†¬† ¬†Cortez ¬†¬† ¬†Market on Market Street ‚Äď on North Market Street. Artisans with stained glass, jewelry, gourds, paintings, functional art and pottery on display and for sale.
10pm     Ignacio     Fairgrounds/Rally Central Beer Tent opens with music for your enjoyment
10am-12pm     Ignacio     Mike Lorenzini Memorial Bike Show Sign-up. Information booth sign-up. Prize and Trophies awarded at the Fairgrounds/Rally Central
11pm-3pm     Cortez     Bike Wash at Blondies Trophy Room
11:45pm-1:15 pm     Ignacio     Rock with One Eyed Johnson Рlive in the Fairgrounds/Rally Central Pavilion
12pm     Ignacio     Mike Lorenzini Memorial Bike Show
12pm-6pm     Cortez     Mr. Happy’s Music Fest (corner of Main & Ash St). Everyone’s welcome. Beer and food. Free.
12:30pm     Ignacio     Loudest Pipes Contest in the Fairgrounds/Rally Central. FCMR trophy plaque & $50 to winner.
12:45pm     Ignacio     Burn Out Pit Preliminaries at the Fairgrounds/Rally Central
1pm ¬†¬† ¬†Ignacio ¬†¬† ¬†Mike Lorenzini Memorial Bike Show ‚Äď Prize and Trophies awarded at the Fairgrounds/Rally Central
1pm     Ignacio     Zebra’s FCMR Field and Bike Games Preliminaries at the Fairgrounds/Rally Central. FCMR trophy plaques to winners.
1:30pm-3pm     Ignacio     Live Music with SHI Рin the Fairgrounds/Rally Central Pavilion
2pm     Ignacio     Arm Wrestling Contest Preliminaries at the Fairgrounds/Rally Central. How strong are you?
2pm-7:30pm     Ignacio     Live Music with Rockslide,  High Rollers and Diamondback TX outside at The Sky Ute Casino
3pm-5pm     Ignacio     Biker Bull Riding in the Fairgrounds/Rally Central arena. Real bikers, real bulls, real guts! Riders receive free souvenir t-shirt.
4pm ¬†¬† ¬†Cortez ¬†¬† ¬†Battle of the Beauties ‚Äď Women Roller Derby with 4 Corners Roller Girls ‚Äď Action at 5:00. Cortez Middle School, 450 W 2nd St. $10. Enjoy an evening of Rough and Tough Fun
5pm-9pm     Durango     Elk’s Lodge Party (2nd Ave & 9th St downtown Durango) including Coors Beer Garden, Food and Sponsor Booths, Live Music by The Jelly Belly Boogie Band and The Rally-on-the-Runway Fashion Show by Durango Harley Davidson
5pm-9pm     Ignacio     Gaming Floor Drawings. Cash & Harley Merchandise Drawings. Cash Drawings on the hour with five random winners selected each hour for $200. Harley Merchandise will be on the half hour. The drawings will be random carded slot drawings.t the Sky Ute Casino
5:30-7:30pm ¬†¬† ¬†Ignacio ¬†¬† ¬†Classic Rock/Blues with Psychedelic Mojo ‚Äď live in the Fairgrounds/Rally Central Pavilion
6pm     Ignacio     Tattoo Contest preliminaries at the Fairgrounds/Rally Central Pavilion
7pm ¬†¬† ¬†Cortez ¬†¬† ¬†Indian Dances ‚Äď Cortez Cultural Center, 25 N. Market St ‚Äď Free
6:45pm     Ignacio     Under-18 sweep of the Fairgrounds/Rally Central
7pm     Ignacio     Zebra’s Home-made Bikini Contest. $500.00 First Place  or a Key and a Chance to win a New Harley-Davidson Motorcycle at the Fairgrounds/Rally Central Pavilion
8pm-10pm     Ignacio     Rock with Electric Edric Рlive in the Fairgrounds/Rally Central Pavilion
9pm-close ¬†¬† ¬†Cortez ¬†¬† ¬†Beach Party with Bikini & Muscle contests at 10:30pm with cash prizes ‚Äď Blondies Trophy Room
9:30pm ¬†¬† ¬†Ignacio ¬†¬† ¬†Drawing for a key to win a 2013 Harley-Davidson Super Glide Custom ‚Äď Fairgrounds/Rally Central
9:30pm     Ignacio     LED Bike Contest. Prizes and FCMR trophy plaque. Fairgrounds/Rally Central
10:15pm ¬†¬† ¬†Ignacio ¬†¬† ¬†Fake Orgasm Contest. Win $50 Bar Tab and FCMR trophy plaque ‚Äď Fairgrounds/Rally Central Pavilion
10:45pm-1:45pm ¬†¬† ¬†Ignacio ¬†¬† ¬†Rock & Roll with Third Time Charmed ‚Äď live in the Fairgrounds/Rally Central Pavilion
2am     Ignacio     Fairgrounds/Rally Central Beer Tent closes; gates secured

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SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 1
Time     Location     Event
8am-11am     Durango     Veterans Benefit Burrito Breakfast (for Building Homes For Heroes), Transit Center (8th & Camino Del Rio downtown Durango)
8am-11am ¬†¬† ¬†Durango ¬†¬† ¬†Classic Car Show ‚Äď First National Bank Parking Lot downtown Durango
8am ¬†¬† ¬†Ignacio ¬†¬† ¬†CMA Sunday Services ‚Äď Fairgrounds/Rally Central
9am     Ignacio     Gates open at Fairgrounds/Rally Central
9am     Ignacio     Beach volleyball in the Fairgrounds/Rally Central. Walk on for 2-on-2, 4-on-4 or whatever you want. Open all day. Prize for best bikini.
9am-5pm     Durango     Harley-Davidson Demo Fleet 2014 at Durango Harley-Davidson
10am-6pm ¬†¬† ¬†Cortez ¬†¬† ¬†Market on Market Street ‚Äď on North Market Street. Artisans with stained glass, jewelry, gourds, paintings, functional art and pottery on display and for sale.
10am     Ignacio     Fairgrounds/Rally Central Events Beer Tent opens with your favorite classic tunes
11am     Durango     Hardly Angels Ladies Motorcycle Drill Team downtown Durango
11:15am     Durango     Motorcycle & Classic Car Parade downtown Durango
12pm-9pm ¬†¬† ¬†Ignacio ¬†¬† ¬†Gaming Floor Drawings. Finalist Drawings ‚Äď 2013 Harley-Davidson Electra Glide. One finalist per hour. There will be Harley-Davidson merchandise drawings on the half hour. At The Sky Ute Casino.
12pm     Durango/
Ignacio     Mayor’s Poker Run to benefit Mercy Breast Care Center . Approx. 75 miles. Register at the Fairgrounds/Rally Central Information Booth. Depart from Durango Harley-Davidson in  Durango to Vallacito Lake, Bayfield, Ignacio ending back at Rally Central in Ignacio. Last bike out at 1:00pm; last bike in the Information Booth at 5:30pm. Prizes for best and worst hands. Winner receives diamond bracelet appraised at $5,220!
11pm-12:30pm     Ignacio     Live Music with One Eyed Johnson at at the Fairgrounds/Rally Central Pavilion
12:15pm     Ignacio     Zebra’s FCMR Field and Bike Games Winner gets $500 or a Key to Win a New Harley-Davidson Motorcycle (winner’s option). Fairgrounds/Rally Central Pavilion. Also, FCMR trophy plaques.
12:45pm-2:15pm     Ignacio     Live Music with Rockslide Рlive in the Fairgrounds/Rally Central Pavilion
2:30pm     Ignacio     MS. Four Corners Motorcycle Rally Contest , Fairgrounds/Rally Central. $500.00 First Prize or a Key and a Chance to win a New Harley-Davidson Motorcycle
2:30-8pm     Ignacio     Live Music with Mean Dean Murphy, Delta Sonics and Kirk James Blues Band. Outside at The Sky Ute Casino
3pm-5pm     Ignacio     Biker Bull Riding in the Fairgrounds/Rally Central arena. Real bikers, real bulls, real guts! Riders receive free souvenir t-shirt.
3pm-5pm     Ignacio     Mutton Busting in the Fairgrounds/Rally Central arena. Real kids, real sheep, real fun!
5pm ¬†¬† ¬†Ignacio ¬†¬† ¬†Drawing for a key to win a 2013 Harley-Davidson Super Glide Custom ‚Äď Fairgrounds/Rally Central Pavilion
5:15pm     Ignacio     Arm Wrestling Contest Finals in the Fairgrounds/Rally Central Pavilion. Prizes and FCMR trophy plaques.
5:15pm     Ignacio     Tattoo Contest Finals at the Fairgrounds/Rally Central Pavilion. Prizes and FCMR trophy plaques.
5:30pm     Ignacio     Rock with Electric Edric Рlive in the Fairgrounds/Rally Central Pavilion
6:00pm     Ignacio     Under-18 sweep of the Fairgrounds/Rally Central
7:00pm     Ignacio     Best Chest in The West Wet T-shirt Contest РFairgrounds/Rally Central. $500.00 First Prize or a Key and a Chance to win a New Harley-Davidson Motorcycle
8pm-10pm ¬†¬† ¬†Ignacio ¬†¬† ¬†Rock & Roll with Third Time Charmed opening for Caravanserai ‚Äď live in the Fairgrounds/Rally Central Pavilion
10pm ¬†¬† ¬†Ignacio ¬†¬† ¬†Drawing for a key to win a 2013 Harley-Davidson Super Glide Custom ‚Äď Fairgrounds/Rally Central Pavilion
10:15pm     Ignacio     Suggestive Hot Dog Eating Contest at the Fairgrounds/Rally Central Pavilion. $50, FCMR trophy plaque & $20 bar tab.
10:45pm-1:45am     Ignacio     Caravanserai, THE Santana Tribute Band live at the Sky Ute Fairgrounds/Rally Central.
11:30pm ¬†¬† ¬†Ignacio ¬†¬† ¬†Drawing for a key to win a 2013 Harley-Davidson Super Glide Custom ‚Äď Fairgrounds/Rally Central Pavilion
11:45pm ¬†¬† ¬†Ignacio ¬†¬† ¬†KEY TRY TO WIN a 2013 Harley-Davidson Super Glide Custom ‚Äď Fairgrounds/Rally Central
2am     Ignacio     Fairgrounds/Rally Central Events Beer Tent closes; gates secured
Monday, SEPTEMBER 2
Time To pack up those awesome memories of another fantastic Four Corners Motorcycle Rally and drag ‚Äėem on home. SEE YOU NEXT YEAR!
9am-10pm     Ignacio     Hourly Cash Drawings. Progressively increasing by $50 from $50-$650. At The Sky Ute Casino.

 

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Me an my bike above^^ the bike named Infinity! My Rhinobike will outlive me!

Well wishes to one and all ,,be safe no matter what ya do this holiday weekend, watch out fer the other guy and the bears lol…..

Q

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